- The fire in Hong Kong, which is now known to have killed at least 151 people, is now being attributed to the use of substandard netting by construction crews.
- Apparently the folks at Time magazine don't realize that The Onion isn't the only satire game in town. The magazine recently cited a Beaverton article which has US ambassador Pete Hoekstra threatening to fire a Patriot missile at Parliament Hill.
- A botched launch at Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan has damaged the only launch pad suitable for launching crewed spacecraft. This renders Russia unable to launch crewed missions for the first time since the early 1960s; repairs are expected to start shortly but there is no timeline for completion.
- American liquor that was removed from Manitoba shelves is being repurposed for a "managed alcohol program" to gradually wean addicts off the stuff. Nova Scotia, on the other hand, plans to sell it off and donate the proceeds to charity.
- Two men were arrested following a brawl over Pokémon cards at a Costco in Ottawa. Police were called to the store at around 7:15 last Monday after several people started fighting over a "high-demand item". Two people suffered minor injuries; video can be found here.
- A church in Winnipeg's North End requested a zoning variance to allow them to surround their facility with a 9 ft high barbed wire fence in order to keep the poors out. One wonders what Jesus would have thought of that. In any case, the city had qualms about this and denied the request, though as a compromise they're allowing the church to build fences along the sides and rear of the property higher than the usual standard - they just can't use barbed wire.
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