News roundup, 4 May 2026

- An outbreak of hantavirus on a cruise ship has killed three people so far and sickened at least three others, one of whom is now in intensive care in a South African hospital. There are plans to evacuate the other infected people as well.

- The US is withdrawing around 5,000 troops from bases in Germany; this follows a remark by German chancellor Friedrich Merz that the US was being "humiliated" in Iran. The Trump regime has also announced another round of tariffs on European vehicles, a move which will hit Germany hard. Despite all this, Merz says he is "not giving up" on working with Trump. Merz, of course, is in the awkward position of any non-crazy right-of-centre leader - it's so deeply embedded in the minds of such people that the Americans are the good guys that they have no idea what to do when it becomes blatantly obvious that this isn't true anymore (if indeed it ever was).

- A United Airlines Boeing 767 clipped a pole and a truck after coming a bit too low on its final approach to the runway at Newark. Nobody on board the aircraft was hurt; the driver of the truck was treated for minor injuries.

- Support among Albertans for secession from Canada continues to languish, with 27% saying that they would vote yes to separation (only 6% say they're undecided on the matter). Among admitted UCP supporters, however, 57% say they would vote for independence. The strongest predictor of someone being a separatist seems to be someone whose income is high but who is nonetheless having trouble meeting expenses (perhaps because they were a bit too free with credit over the last couple of decades).

- A Nova Scotia woman booked a flight to Toronto for herself and her daughter, to see a Sabrina Carpenter concert. After her daughter died, she faced a months-long fight with Air Canada to get a refund for her ticket. The airline quickly reversed their position after the CBC started asking questions, though, saying the bereavement policy was not applied correctly.

News roundup, 23 April 2026

- A journalist was killed by the IDF in what Lebanese officials are calling a "double tap" strike. Amal Khalil and a colleague were reporting on an Israeli attack on a vehicle, and were allegedly targeted by the Israelis when they tried to take cover in a building. The Israelis also allegedly fired on emergency workers who were trying to save her.

- Danielle Smith's government in Alberta has passed a motion to select a committee to draw up new constituency boundaries, having rejected the recommendation of the province's Electoral Boundaries Commission. The recommendation, passed by a majority of the commission (two NDP representatives and the commission's chair) drew the ire of Smith and the UCP because it increased the large cities' share of the constituencies, thus creating the risk that good sense, as opposed to mere common sense, might prevail in a future election. For the first time in the commission's history, the two dissenting members (both UCP appointees) presented their own alternative boundaries, which merged more than a dozen urban ridings with rural ones so as to dilute the urban vote.

- The captain of a Southwest Airlines Boeing 737-700 was struck on the head by a falling piece of instrumentation while climbing out of Las Vegas, suffering a concussion. The first officer took control of the aircraft and landed safely. In other aviation news, the crew of an Air Canada Jazz Embraer E175 had to take evasive action after a Republic Airways plane of the same type strayed into their path while performing a go-around.

- The US Department of Health and Human Services stopped the publication of a study on the effectiveness of the COVID-19 vaccine. The study was going to be published in Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report, an in-house publication of the Centers for Disease Control, but the department pulled it citing vague concerns about the methodology.

- Virginia has passed legislation that ends the tax exemptions for pro-Confederate organizations, including the United Daughters of the Confederacy and the Confederate Memorial Literary Society.

- A 73 year old man from the Rural Municipality of Dauphin, Manitoba (which surrounds the city of the same name) was charged with stealing a handgun at a gun show in Newfolden, Minnesota. He was released on bail and returned to Canada, but after the RCMP were notified of this, they searched his home and found a substantial cache of weapons, several of them stolen from the US.

- An Indian medical student in need of extra cash decided to try selling bikini photos of an AI-generated woman, but he wasn't getting much of a response until he asked Google's AI chatbot Gemini how to fix that and it suggested that he create a MAGA persona for his next attempt. The chatbot referred to this as a "cheat code", adding that "the conservative audience (especially older men in the US) often has higher disposable income and is more loyal". So he researched MAGA culture intensively and created an Instagram profile for a fictitious nurse who looked like actor Jennifer Lawrence and dispensed such words of "wisdom" as "If you want a reason to unfollow: Christ is king, abortion is murder, and all illegals must be deported". This succeeded beyond his wildest dreams; the account racked up 10,000 subscribers within a month, and in no time he was making money hand over fist by selling softcore images, T-shirts, and the like. He says that he also experimented with creating another, more liberal persona, but that one didn't do nearly as well. He noted that "Democrats know that it’s AI slop, so they don’t engage as much", whereas "The MAGA crowd is made up of dumb people—like, super dumb people. And they fall for it". The Instagram account was eventually taken down for failure to disclose AI-generated content; its creator has no regrets and is now focusing on his studies.

News roundup, 2 April 2026

- Donald Trump claims that the US has just about finished the job in Iran. Nobody with any sense believes him, of course.

- Chrysler's parent company, Stellantis, is reportedly in talks with Chinese automaker Zhejiang Leapmotor Technology Co to build EVs at a closed plant in Brampton. If this goes ahead, there might still be hope for an auto industry in Ontario.

- UCP MLA Jason Stephan, who represents the constituency of Red Deer South in Alberta's legislature, has written a column endorsing the idea of a referendum on Alberta separating from Canada. The actual column can be seen here if you're curious; he seems to be working from the same style guide as a certain prominent politician to the south. Yet Danielle Smith seems to think that disloyalty to Canada is not a reason to take disciplinary measures against a caucus member.

- The US Supreme Court has ruled that Colorado's law banning "conversion therapy" for LGBT* kids is unconstitutional. The court believes that prohibiting therapists from telling kids that they need the devil prayed or beaten out of them is a violation of said therapists' free speech rights.

- A Toronto doctor has had her licence revoked after writing nearly 1,500 letters purporting to exempt the bearers from mask and vaccine mandates during the fourth wave of the COVID-19 pandemic (and incidentally charging the rubes up to $300 per letter). Dr. Celeste Thirlwell was found guilty of "dishonourable and unprofessional" conduct. Don't feel too bad for her, though; I'm sure she'll make a comfortable living off a GiveSendGo campaign and maybe a speaking tour or two.

- Canada Post plans to end home delivery for households that still get it (it ended for many households during the Harper era, of course).  

- Following a 2023 court ruling, millions of Americans may now be eligible for Canadian citizenship by descent. No doubt a number will take advantage of this in order to escape from the current regime down there.

- The Artemis II mission successfully launched from Cape Canaveral yesterday, marking the first time in more than half a century that humans have gone beyond low earth orbit. The mission is scheduled to last 10 days.

- Anthropic AI is using copyright takedown requests to try to suppress the circulation of the source code for their Claude chatbot, which was inadvertently leaked to the internet. Given AI companies' rather cavalier attitude towards other people's intellectual property, it's hard not to see an irony here.

News roundup, 18 March 2026

- Pete Hegseth, in a press briefing, made the flippant remark "We will keep pushing, keep advancing. No quarter, no mercy for our enemies". The thing is, the very act of someone near the top of the chain of command saying this may be a violation of American law going back to the Civil War, not to mention international law. 

- Joe Kent, the director of the National Counterterrorism Center in the US, has resigned, saying that he "cannot in good conscience" back the war on Iran.

- The partial government shutdown in the US and resulting shortage of TSA security screeners means that some smaller airports may have to close, just in time for Spring Break. That could get interesting for Florida businesspeople who gleefully supported Trump until now.

- The Israel question is starting to become an issue in Democratic primaries. The American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) is spending huge amounts of money on primary campaigns, but there seems to be a generational shift that has caught AIPAC off guard.

- New polling from Leger suggests that 60% of the electorate says that the province is on the wrong track, but a strong plurality (48%) would still vote for the UCP if an election were held now. I guess as long as being on the wrong track is worse for women, ethnic minorities and LGBT* folks than it is for straight white dudes, Albertans are fine with it.

- Speaking of the UCP, their former candidate Caylan Ford, who had to exit the race after some of her comments came to light, is trying to sue the news outlets that reported on said comments, including the CBC, the Toronto Star, and Press Progress. A lawyer for the Broadbent Institute, which operates Press Progress, has pointed out that "you cannot be defamed by your own words". I should hope the courts will agree, but don't worry about Ford, she should be fine; all she needs is a GiveSendGo campaign to raise enough money from the rubes to more than cover her legal bills.

News roundup, 4 Dec 2025

- The BC Conservative Party has announced that leader John Rustad has been removed due to "professional incapacitation", to be replaced by Surrey-White Rock MLA Trevor Halford. However, not everyone accepts this, including Rustad himself; he claims this is a violation of the party's constitution. One thing is clear, though - if the party tears itself apart the way it seems to be doing, the fledgling OneBC is the likely beneficiary, as several MLAs who have left the Conservative caucus have joined the new party already. Speaking of OneBC, they just tried to hold an unsanctioned event on the University of Victoria campus on what they call the "reconciliation industry", without bothering to actually get permission from the university to do so; following a confrontation with protesters one person, reportedly the intended speaker at the event, was arrested on trespassing charges. Probably the party is fine with this so that they can play being victims of the "woke mob". Meanwhile another of their MLAs is calling for a statutory holiday in honour of the clownvoy. Now it's easy for those of us on the left to think it's good news when the right goes crazy, but the troubling truth of the matter is that no matter how good a government (and the BC NDP certainly haven't been flawless), sooner or later people will want to vote them out, rightly or wrongly. If there's no non-crazy opposition, people might hold off a bit longer, but sooner or later they're likely to vote in the crazies. Maybe that's why the NDP is open to revisiting the proportional representation question - under PR, there'd be enough room in the centre-right part of the political spectrum to form a coalition that doesn't include OneBC. You'd hope, at least.

- In Alberta, the United Conservative Party held their annual general meeting on the weekend, and elected a new board. Five of the nine members of the new board are separatists. Awkwardly for them, the Forever Canadian petition campaign, initiated by MLA Thomas Lukaszuk (who served as deputy premier under Alison Redford) has just gotten enough signatures to force a vote on the question "Do you agree that Alberta should remain in Canada?" This means that the government will be required to either hold a full vote in the legislature on that question, or hold a plebiscite on the matter. It is widely assumed that the public would vote overwhelmingly yes on the question; then again, it was widely assumed that Brexit wouldn't happen either.

- Donald Trump has told reporters that a land-based attack on Venezuela will be occurring "very soon". A group of senators, including Republican Rand Paul, have filed a resolution that would block such action unless approved by a full vote of Congress. Whether that will matter is another question; assuming Trump isn't able to win the vote, he might well go ahead anyway, asking "what are you going to do about it?"

- The US has proposed a peace plan for Ukraine that would allow Russia to retain captured territory but Ukraine would retain its sovereignty, including the ability to make its own decisions about its military and its alliances. This isn't enough for Putin, who insists that Ukraine's military must be capped in size and that it must be prohibited from joining NATO. He also insists that the entirety of the Donbass, even parts not held by Russian forces, to be turned over to Russia, and that Volodymyr Zelenskyy step down to allow new elections.

- French far-right leader Jordan Bardella was egged while trying to promote his latest book. A 74 year old man was arrested following the incident. This comes just a few days after Bardella had flour thrown at him at another event.

- A City of Winnipeg planning manager believes that the city is not bound by a recent ruling of the Municipal Board that suggests that the Granite Curling Club could have a veto over a proposed affordable housing development. The club's board, of course, is less than impressed with the ruling; Mayor Scott Gillingham says that the city will continue to work with the club on the issue in any case. 

- Animal services officers in Hanover County, Virginia were called to a liquor store in the town of Ashland where a raccoon had gained access, destroyed and/or consumed $250 worth of booze, and passed out in the bathroom. The suspect was apprehended with no difficulty, taken down to the county's shelter to sober up, and then released.

News roundup, 30 Sept 2025

- The Trump regime is revoking the visa of Columbian president Gustavo Petro, essentially making him persona non grata in the US, after he spoke at a pro-Palestinian rally in New York City on Friday and urged American soldiers to disobey the orders of Trump.

- A special election (i.e. what's known as a byelection in most other English-speaking countries) was held in Arizona's 7th congressional district last Tuesday. The election was necessitated by the death of incumbent Democrat Raúl Grijalva in March. His daughter Adelita Grijalva won the race handily; what makes this potentially significant is that this could give the necessary 218 signatures to force the House to vote on the release of the Epstein files. Of course, in the long run this likely won't have the effect many hope for; even if a few more Republicans defect in the actual vote, it will face a bigger hurdle in the Senate - and even if it passes there, Trump could easily veto it and say "what are you going to do about it?" About the only positive would be that Republican members of Congress would be forced to publicly declare their willingness to conceal the files, and that only really matters if next year's midterms are something approaching fair. That might be a tall order, unfortunately.

- The Alberta government is considering legislation that would allow it to ignore international agreements signed by the federal government. While it's easy to dismiss this as more nonsense from Danielle Smith and the UCP, this may actually be an example of a stopped clock telling the right time (though the example her press secretary gave, the World Health Organization Pandemic Agreement, is certainly not an example I would use). When one considers the impact of the Canada China FIPA on provincial (and First Nations) rights, for instance, it becomes a lot easier to question the merits of the feds being able to sign an agreement on things outside their jurisdiction.

- The BC government has announced that two involuntary care facilities will be built, one in Surrey and one in Prince George. The goal is to avoid tying up regular hospital beds and put the detainees in what is described as a "home-like" setting; municipal leaders are pleased with the move but advocates for the homeless are understandably uncomfortable with the idea. One thing is clear - this isn't a solution to homelessness, though given that actual solutions are extremely difficult it might be a necessary evil as a stopgap measure. Involuntary commitment is certainly not something that should be taken lightly, though.

- A pilot study that allows emergency vehicles to preempt traffic signals has been deemed a success by the Winnipeg Fire Paramedic Service. Response times in the area covered by the study (in and around Osborne Village) were reduced by 15-20%; there are plans to expand the program to around 70% of the signalized intersections in the city. Of course, expect searches for "chrome box" from Winnipeg-based IP addresses to skyrocket if that happens.

News roundup, 3 July 2025

- A severe heatwave is sweeping through much of Europe as it has so often in recent summers. Temperatures in the Spanish town of El Granado hit 46°C, and a municipal employee in Barcelona collapsed and died shortly after completing her shift operating a street sweeper.

- Having cleared the Senate, Donald Trump's "one big beautiful bill" is expected to be passed in the House of Representatives by tomorrow. Speaker Mike Johnson reportedly had to make some unspecified concessions to get compliance out of a few Republicans; the exact nature of the concessions is not public, but probably something like "we won't back your opponent in the primary".

- Trump is now musing about revoking the citizenships of people he doesn't like, including New York mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani, and possibly also Elon Musk.

- Ukraine successfully carried out a drone attack on a military factory in the Russian city of Izhevsk, killing three people. The operation was carried out from 1,300 km away, some 300 km inside the Ukrainian border.

- Edward Kelley, a man who participated in the Jan 6 putsch, was of course pardoned by Trump along with all his co-conspirators. Unfortunately for him, that pardon probably doesn't apply to crimes committed since his arrest on those charges, such as his involvement in a conspiracy to attack an FBI office with car bombs and drones, for which he was just handed a life sentence. Of course, Trump could very well pardon him for that too if the case manages to hold his attention long enough.

- Two Alberta MLAs now sitting as independents after being kicked out of the UCP caucus for dissent are petitioning to restore the old Progressive Conservative party. In order to accomplish this they will need to collect signatures representing 0.3% of eligible voters, or 8,819 people. Amusingly, two other splinter parties are trying to use the Wildrose name as well. I wish all of these little parties a modest amount of success; not too much though.

- Brendan Berg, the bassist for Winnipeg band Royal Canoe, was killed in a car accident along with his partner Olivia Michalczuk on Highway 10 near Duck Mountain Provincial Park. Their vehicle was stopped on the side of the road when a vehicle coming in the other direction crossed the centre line and hit them at high speed. Berg would have turned 43 the following day.

News roundup, 12 Aug 2024

- An ATR-72 turboprop operated by the Brazilian carrier Voepass crashed in a residential neighbourhood outside São Paulo, killing all 62 passengers and crew aboard the aircraft. Dramatic videos shot by onlookers show the aircraft descending in what appears to be a flat spin; preliminary analysis by Juan Browne (of the blancoliro YouTube channel) suggests that icing is a likely factor, though an official report is probably months away.

- Alberta premier Danielle Smith has been holding what she calls "town hall" sessions across the province, but unlike most events called by that term, these are not open to the general public but are for party members only, and the media is barred from such events. Independent journalist Katie Teeling did manage to slip into one of these events, though; the general picture that one gets is that UCP members are batshit insane, so that's probably the reason for the restricted access.

- Pickering, Ontario city councillor Lisa Robinson is being condemned by her colleagues for appearing on a far-right podcast by Kevin J. Johnston. Johnson reportedly declared that it's not her that's the fascist, it's all the rest of them. More seriously, in the course of the podcast several of Robinson's colleagues were labelled as "pedophiles" by Johnson (for no obvious reason except that it's become a standard far-right buzzword for everything they don't approve of) and their private phone numbers were posted along with their photos and a statement that they deserve "a baseball bat to the face". Johnson, a onetime candidate for Mayor of Calgary, has a long history of harassing people, including an Alberta Health Services worker who he was recently ordered to pay $650,000 for defaming her. For her part, Robinson also has a history of siccing her sheeple on her colleagues and has faced sanctions from council for her actions.

- Vancouver's integrity commissioner, Lisa Southern, has released a report that raises concerns about the work environment in Mayor Ken Sim's office, including the actions of two staffers who tried to discredit the commissioner of the city's park board. Southern's report comes as the city council, dominated by Sim's party, prepares to suspend the work of the integrity commissioner's office. Coincidence?

- Manitoba's francophone school division, which has already banned cellphones in its schools, is taking further measures to reduce students' screen time by limiting computer use by students to one hour per day.

- The City of Philadelphia has ordered its remote workers back into the office five days a week, despite the clear benefits to the workers of not having to go in. Interestingly, the city's leadership has admitted that it's not about productivity, but rather about a "leadership philosophy". Strangely, the folks at NPR, who are usually pretty good at asking the right questions, have not asked any about things like commercial real estate.

- China, perhaps inspired by the bizarre "birds aren't real" satire of conspiracy theories, has developed an actual drone that looks like a bird.