News roundup, 13 July 2026

- Reform UK is panicking about the possibility of Nigel Farage losing the byelection resulting from his resignation stunt. The party had been hoping to win the mayoralty of Greater Manchester, where polls showed them within striking distance after the position was vacated by Andy Burnham, but are now desperately shifting resources to Farage's riding of Clacton in the hope of avoiding the embarrassment of losing to Count Binface. Daniel Hannan at the Telegraph seems a bit worried too. Unfortunately it looks like the Official Monster Raving Looney Party is running a spoiler candidate. Kind of like one of the races in Monty Python's Election Night Special, except that this time it won't be the Sensible Party that benefits from the split.

- A recent poll of Canadian manufacturers found that 40% of them have either moved some of their operations to the US or are planning to do so in response to ongoing tariffs, while 11% plan to move their headquarters there. This isn't an exclusively Canadian problem, of course; Toyota is expanding its plant in Texas while reducing operations in Mexico, but voters tend not to care about such niceties - in fact they don't care if the people they vote in are worse than the people they vote out, because they're voting out of vengeance, not out of hope of improvement. So naturally this puts Carney in a tough spot. If he wanted to be really bold he could expropriate any plant closed in such a move at current market value, with the proviso that the compensation will not occur until relations are normalized with the US. I wouldn't count on him doing that, though; I don't think he's made of that kind of stuff (he is, ultimately, still a neoliberal at heart, even as he recognizes that neoliberalism doesn't seem to be working anymore). Maybe the NDP should start loudly pushing for that sort of thing; it's not like not being radical has done them much good at the federal level of late.

- South Carolina Republican senator Lindsey Graham has died at the age of 71. On the other hand Mitch McConnell seems to be in better shape than many suspected, assuming of course that it was actually him that made the statement in question and not a staffer.

- A 37 year old man has been arrested after allegedly delivering a hateful and threat-filled tirade against two hijab-wearing women in a Costco in Halifax and assaulting someone who filmed his rant. He had to be Tasered after reportedly brandishing a weapon at police; he has been charged with assault, public incitement of hatred, and four counts of uttering threats to cause bodily harm or death.

- An economics professor at Brown University announced one year that one of his classes would use a take-home exam format. The class then had a surge of enrollments compared to previous years; when the midterms were marked, the average grade was 96% and 40 students got a 100% grade. Not surprisingly, the people who marked the exams found answers with a wording that was uncannily similar to the way ChatGPT answered the questions. At this point he decided to change the format for the final exam, making it an in-person test and warning the class that if the grade distribution was substantially different from the midterm, only the final would count towards the actual grade in the class. 27 students dropped out of the class by the time the final rolled around, of whom 22 had scored 100% in the midterm.

News roundup, 8 May 2026

- Elections Alberta has issued cease and desist letters to everyone known to have accessed a database compiled by the secessionist Centurion Project, which created it from illegally obtained voter lists. The lists were identified as having been legitimately issued to the Republican Party of Alberta; registered parties are legally entitled to the lists, but aren't supposed to share them. The lists were traced to the party via an interesting trick - the lists issued to each party are "salted" with a number of fake entries, and different fakes are used for each party. The potential impact on high profile individuals - such as former premier Jason Kenney who, while reliably rightwing by most standards, regularly gets death threats from extremists. And that's not even considering other criminal uses - stalking, robbery, hate crimes, etc. Meanwhile the NDP say they have obtained video evidence of two high ranking UCP members (president Rob Smith and caucus director Arundeep Sandhu) attending a Centurion meeting.

- Amsterdam's municipal government has banned public advertising of fossil fuels as well as meat. This is certainly a good move, though I'd throw airline and cruise ads into the mix as air travel is up there with meat as far as drivers of climate change go.

- The US Department of Homeland Security demanded that Google hand over information about a Canadian who has not set foot in the US in more than a decade after he criticized the killings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti. Information requested included location data and activity logs. Presumably the US authorities already know he hasn't been across the border recently, so I have to wonder if maybe they were really trying to find information on somebody else (e.g. to keep someone out of the US, or take them into custody on arrival, because they'd interacted with him).

- Air Canada is ending four seasonal routes to the American sunbelt early due to fuel prices. They currently still plan to reopen the routes on schedule in the fall, but we'll have to see how that goes.

- Manitoba has declared a public health emergency due to the high incidence of HIV in the province. The infection rate is 19.5 cases per 100,000 residents, compared to the national average of 5.5, according to chief medical officer of health Dr. Brent Roussin. He says that part of the purpose of the declaration is as an "awareness tool", however it does open more options for testing. 

- Meta is threatening to cut New Mexico off from Facebook and Instagram if prosecutors in an upcoming trial for "public nuisance" get what they are requesting. The company has already been hit with $375 million in civil penalties after it came out that they knowingly harmed kids' mental health and failed to report sexual exploitation of children that occurred on their platforms. In the nuisance trial, the prosecution is asking for the court to order the company to not allow sexual exploitation of kids, not make their apps addictive, and improve age verification. Meta claims that complying with this will be unfeasible and that they'll have no choice to leave. I do hope the court calls their bluff.

- For some unknown reason (at least none that OpenAI made public) several iterations of ChatGPT had a bizarre predilection for mentioning goblins without the subject having been brought up by the user. It also would insert unprompted references to various other creatures, both real and imaginary. This was eventually patched with a general instruction to "Never talk about goblins, gremlins, raccoons, trolls, ogres, pigeons, or other animals or creatures unless it is absolutely and unambiguously relevant to the user’s query". If this actually was spontaneous, this is both impressive and unsettling. I wouldn't put it past the company to have set this up by design, though, just to get people talking.

- David Attenborough turns 100 today. 

News roundup, 31 March 2026

 - Executives in Canada's federal civil service will be required to return to the office five days a week as of the 4th of May, and all other civil servants will be have only a single remote day per week. This comes despite the recommendation by the International Energy Agency that people "work from home whenever possible" to mitigate the risk of oil shortages as a result of the Iran war; the Canadian Association of Professional Employees, which represents some civil servants, is calling for the return to office order to be reversed. And Manitoba Hydro is also requiring its employees to be in the office four days a week as of this fall. Meanwhile, across the Atlantic, a similar fight is brewing as the Public and Commercial Services Union is calling for an end to the current policy which requires employees to be in the office 60% of the time. Plenty of other countries aren't waiting for it to become a real crisis; Thailand is not only allowing WFH but mandating it for those who can do so; Pakistan and Bangladesh are taking similar measures. It's worth noting that those countries are more dependent on oil imports than Canada and the UK are, and I suspect that commercial real estate, not to mention the kind of culture wars we see in the West, are not as big a factor there as in richer countries either.

- The Financial Times has reported that a broker at Morgan Stanley with ties to Pete Hegseth tried to make large investments in a defense fund in the weeks leading up to the attack on Iran. The deal apparently fell through because the fund had not yet been made available to Morgan Stanley brokers. The Pentagon is vehemently denying this, and is demanding a retraction from the newspaper.

- New legislation in Israel makes the death penalty the default sentence for certain kinds of terrorism - but the death penalty can only be used if the intent of said terrorism is intended to "negate the existence of the state of Israel". Presumably that provision is there to make sure no future government decides to use the law against West Bank settlers, some of whose actions against Palestinians could legitimately be called terrorism.

- The Ford government in Ontario has announced its intention to expropriate the City of Toronto's share in Billy Bishop Airport in the Toronto islands. They plan to extend the runway to allow jets to use the airport - something long resisted by Toronto - and to declare it a "special economic zone" so as to be able to exempt it from any municipal or provincial legislation that gets in the way of those plans. Prime Minister Mark Carney has diplomatically called the idea an "interesting vision" but has stopped short of endorsing it so far.

- Researchers at the University of Pennsylvania decided to test how much trust people put in AI chatbots. Subjects were asked to answer a number of questions, and had the option of using ChatGPT to do so. More than 50% of the subjects across all the experiments blindly parroted the answers given by the chatbot. In one study, with a sample size of 359, subjects followed the advice of the chatbot almost 93% of the time when its advice was correct - but nearly 80% of the time when it was wrong. This is alarming given that these things are wrong far more often than many people realize - a study last fall concluded that these things misrepresent news content nearly half the time, for instance. Even more alarming is that there seems to have been an increase in the incidence of AIs deceiving people and disregarding instructions in the last six months. In one example, an AI agent that was instructed not to make any changes in code instead created a new agent to do it instead.

- China has introduced legislation that will ban the use of apartments to store cremated remains as well as the burial of corpses or the construction of tombs anywhere except public cemeteries. Apparently rental apartments are often cheaper than cemetery plots, so people just rent an apartment to store Grandma's ashes.

News roundup, 28 Nov 2025

- Steven Guilbeault has resigned from Mark Carney's cabinet in protest over a memorandum of understanding the government signed with Alberta that essentially gives Danielle Smith whatever she wants in terms of getting a pipeline through BC. For Guilbeault, a lifelong environmentalist, this was a pipeline too far.

- One of the West Virginia National Guard members shot on Wednesday has died. Donald Trump is vowing to "permanently pause migration" from poorer countries in response. Meanwhile Secretary of State Marco Rubio has ordered diplomats in Canada, the UK, the EU, Australia, and New Zealand to press those countries to restrict immigration, and to report if the governments appear to be "overly supportive" of immigrants. Canadian Immigration Minister Lena Diab has denied knowledge of the order but says that she will continue to consult with the provinces and territories, not the Americans, over such matters. It's kind of interesting that Rubio cares so much about other countries' immigration policies; you'd think he'd be glad about anything that takes pressure off the US. Maybe he's worried about too many skilled Americans leaving and doesn't want it to be too easy for them to do so. 

- Vladimir Putin is doubling down on his demand that Ukraine let Russia have the Donbas region as a condition of ending the war. This is naturally unacceptable to Volodymyr Zelensky. Meanwhile Ukraine's anti-corruption agencies are now investigating Andriy Yermak, a top aide to Zelensky. This raises unfortunate questions about how long Ukraine is going to be able to hold on.

- At least 128 people are now known to have died and 79 have been injured in the fire in Hong Kong. 200 still remain unaccounted for in the city's worst fire in decades.

- The UK's Ministry of Justice plans to limit the use of jury trials to the most serious crimes. Courts minister Sarah Sackman says that the time taken to select juries slows the court system to a crawl. The measures are opposed by 90% of the Criminal Bar Association (understandable, since the slower the process the more lawyers tend to get paid). Whether it's actually a good idea is a matter of debate, even among Guardian columnists. Simon Jenkins is in favour, pointing out that European countries that seldom use juries actually imprison far fewer people than the UK (much less the US, which also is all-in on jury trials). On the other hand, Gaby Hinsliff thinks that juries are not the main factor in delaying trials. She also argues that they may be a defense against racism (definitely debatable given the quirks of jury selection, but I see her point) and moreover thinks that in the event that extremists take control of the government, they will have an easier time persecuting people without juries than with. I'm not sure she's right about that; future extremist governments could quite easily abolish juries entirely if they want anyway. I also can't help but think think that while jury trials make sense in a simple, homogeneous society like medieval England, modern societies are not simple and homogeneous and juries may not be well adapted to the modern reality. Maybe Hinsliff's best point is that doing away with juries will tend to further alienate the public from the justice system, which would not be a good thing.

- Apparently the folks at CNBC are freaking out about the fact that people aren't upgrading their cellphones as often as the manufacturers would like. I dunno, why would I waste money on a new one when my current one still works? I'd rather emulate the Dutch octogenarian who still runs errands on the same bike her parents gave her when she was 13.

 

- An Auckland man has been charged with aggravated robbery after allegedly using a spear gun to carjack an elderly man. 

- A Singapore toy manufacturer has pulled one of its products, a teddy bear which uses ChatGPT to interact with kids, from the market after reports that the bear was discussing matters with the kids that weren't age-appropriate, including sadomasochistic sex, where to find knives, and how to light a match.

News roundup, 7 Nov 2025

- Zohran Mamdani's victory in New York City has spooked Steve Bannon, who is warning the Republican Party against complacency in the face of this. Bannon was impressed with Mamdani's success in bringing out "low propensity voters", including immigrants. As for his prescribed solutions, he said that "this guy’s citizenship should be checked immediately"; no doubt there are already folks doing their darnedest to find something that could be used against someone who became a citizen at 7. It might be hard to find a legitimate basis for revoking his citizenship, but fortunately for them the MAGA crowd don't care about legitimacy. They'll doubtless be pulling out all the stops to win the midterms as well.

- The federal Conservatives are losing another caucus member. Matt Jeneroux, the MP for Edmonton Riverbend, has announced that he intends to resign his seat. There had been rumours that he was planning to defect to the Liberals; he denies this, and also denies that he was coerced into quitting. He won his suburban riding by a relatively narrow margin last spring; we'll have to see what happens in the byelection.

- Hundreds of flights have been cancelled across the US due to a shortage of air traffic controllers, who haven't been paid since the start of the government shutdown, which is now the longest in US history. There are currently over 400 vacancies for controllers, and that's not counting the higher propensity of the remaining ones to call in sick.

- The City of Winnipeg is looking at installing a temporary bike lane on the section of Wellington Crescent where a cyclist was killed in 2024. The speed limit would also be reduced to 40 km/h; given the short length of this stretch and the fact that rush hour is kind of slow there anyway, it is only expected to add another 5 seconds to the average commute. More info here; the city seeks feedback through a survey here.

- Peel Regional Police attended the scene of a fatal crash in Brampton last weekend in which an Audi T-boned a Honda. The Honda's driver was declared dead at the scene; the Audi's driver was arrested and both vehicles were towed to an impound yard. Then a woman was reported missing, with her last known location being identified by a rideshare app; since the dead driver was a rideshare driver, police searched the wreckage and found the remains of the second victim, which had somehow been missed in the initial inspection of the vehicle.

- A woman who was experiencing suicidal thoughts asked ChatGPT for advice. The chatbot provided suggestions about which methods would be most reliable, and offered help drafting a suicide note, but didn't offer any of those "help is available" referrals that you're supposed to get when you type these things into a search engine or the like (heck, I got one not long ago when I searched for Ozzy Osbourne's song "Suicide Solution" on YouTube). Interestingly, at one point it also started to correct itself, saying that it "mustn't and will not describe methods of a suicide", but it seems that particular restraining bolt wasn't as reliable as the developers had hoped. Fortunately she was sufficiently shaken by this that she showed the messages to her mother, and got actual help.

News roundup, 14 April 2025

- A recent Angus Reid poll has found that 53% of respondents across Canada believe that Alberta premier Danielle Smith has betrayed her country by engaging with the likes of Ben Shapiro, who supports the Trump regime's desire to annex Canada. The article doesn't give a regional breakdown; I'd be interested to see what percentage of Albertans think Smith is a traitor. Notably, 67% of those who still plan to support the Conservatives think she is "defending her country by keeping an open dialogue with Americans".

- The UK parliament has passed emergency legislation that compels British Steel's parent company to keep the furnaces burning even if they aren't making money, or face criminal penalties for their executives. Despite this, there is still no guarantee that the two facilities in Scunthorpe will be kept open; a shortage of raw materials looms. And due to the nature of the process, it's extremely difficult to restart a blast furnace once it's gone cold. The company that manages the country's railway tracks has already been making contingency plans; they've been stockpiling rails for the last year just for this eventuality.

- Billionaires are all of a sudden uncomfortable about what Donald Trump is doing to their investments. Of course, they were fine with everything else he's done, or at least not sufficiently bothered to think the other stuff outweighed the wealth that they thought Trump was going to bring them.

- ChatGPT is supposed to have safeguards to limit its ability to make fake images of real people. CBC journalists tested this on Mark Carney and Pierre Poilievre, though, and found that the right prompt can trick the AI into generating stuff that it's not supposed to, including potentially harmful disinformation.

- The daughter of Deepak Obhrai, who served as a Conservative MP from 1997 until his death in 2019, is running for the Liberals in Calgary East. Priti Obhrai-Martin says that her father spoke very highly of Mark Carney's work as a central banker during the 2008 economic crisis and she has decided to join his team.

- New information on the Hudson River helicopter crash calls the mast bumping theory into question. A new video shows the aircraft in straight and level flight before suddenly yawing to the right and breaking up; it also shows something, perhaps part of the main rotor gearbox, hanging from the rotor assembly as it spins downwards. More details, including an interview with a Bell 206 test pilot, here. I wouldn't want to be the last mechanics to work on that helicopter, that's for sure.

- A Toronto woman was meditating next to Peru's Pachitea River, which is heated by natural geothermal heating to around 90°C, when she apparently passed out and fell into the river; she got out but sustained severe burns and died in hospital.